Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Slothlike

On this somber, chilly afternoon, a gentle sloth was found on our beach being devoured by vultures. ....so I took some pictures. BUT! Being the animal lovers we are, we decided to give the poor fellow a proper, respectful burial.









 
-"Hey, wait, what are you doing?"
-"What do you think I'm doing? I'm gonna carry him to the hole."
-"Not with your bare hands, man! Let me get you some gloves!"
-"Alright, where are they? Ah, jeez, they're all the way at home. Nah, gonna take too long."
"Then let's use the shovels!"
"Ah, come on, look, see... I'm carrying the damn thing! All I have to do is wash my hands afterwards. JEEZ!"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw3VkhTrK50

We notified his family, but unfortunately they informed us that it'd take them six months to get here, and we just didn't have that time.


-"Alright, let's go home."
-"Wait... maybe we should say a few words."
-"Ah, shit..."
-"*sighs*"
"-Alright, make it quick."
-"Okay, place your hands behind your back and look down."
-"..."
-"COME ON! Okay... this... sloth... wasn't like... the bad sloths you often hear about on the news nowadays..."
"*giggle, chuckle*"
-"Erhem... he was full of laughter and joy... and he... slept like no other before him... and... yeah, RIP, little fella."
-"*represses laughter... fails... TCHSHSHSUHAHAHA*"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm-sbOH-nEc